Cereal tea bags are serially (pun) the best idea.
For when you only want the milk at the end
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
me after I reincarnate
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
"remember when u"
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
okay tumblr i have a game
take this image and keep adding onto it
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
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