Isabella Stoner

tsarcasm:

shaunjumpnow:

Cereal tea bags are serially (pun) the best idea. 
For when you only want the milk at the end

That’s disgusting

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

gay4perrie:

"remember when u"

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youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via cumfort)