I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses
And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…
i like this guy
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'
my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”
forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!
my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.
fuckin jaden smith out here at kanye wedding with a white batman costume
This is the species that invented space flight
this is so much better uncensored